About

Hnhg-Wh… what?… who dares poke me awake? Who are you people and why are you shouting questions already?

Fine. Sit down. I’ll tell you what Kanium is. Just keep your voices down; my skull still echoes from last night’s victory… or the mead. Hard to tell.

Kanium is an online (and offline- ) tribe.
Not a “clan,” not a “guild,” and definitely not one of those squeaky clean “communities” where everyone smiles but no one actually likes each other.

A tribe - a rowdy gathering of gaming-people, real-life misfits, old-school souls, and professional chaos enthusiasts who somehow function better together than any of us have business doing.

We’ve survived more absurd late nights, hard-fought battles, questionable tactics, game reworks, and balance patches than I bother counting - and yet here we stand. Loud. Coordinated. And occasionally sober.

What Kanium Stands For

Community

You fight with us, drink with us, and laugh with us.
That’s the deal. No shallow nonsense, no masks, no fake friendliness.
Just real camaraderie forged in fire, combat, and the sort of foolishness that becomes legend by morning.

Teamwork

A lone warrior is dangerous. A tribe of them, yelling in voice chat with perfect timing? Terrifying. We turn individual skill into collective mayhem - sometimes elegant, sometimes chaotic, always effective.

Improvement

Every warrior sharpens their weapon. And if you don’t - don’t worry, someone will remind you. Loudly. And repeatedly. We grow through banter, battle, and the occasional well-earned humiliation.

Fun

If it isn’t fun, what’s the point? Kanium takes the fight seriously - but never ourselves.
We treasure great plays, dumb moments, tall tales, and friendly roastings that echo for years.

The One Rule

There is only one rule in Kanium:

Be excellent to each other.

(In simpler terms: don’t be a dick.)

That’s it.
Everything else you’ll learn the same way every warrior does - by getting tossed into the fray and figuring it out as you go.

FAQ (Because People Always Ask)

Q1: “How do I join?”

  1. Be 18+ of age. Look, we say- and do dumb things.
  2. Make an effort. Talk. Laugh. Fight.
    Show us who you are. Survive the banter.

No paperwork. No bu..bure..fuck this word…bureaucracy. If you’re a good fit, you’ll feel it - and so will we.

Q2: “How does recruitment work?”

We recruit actively on forums when we dive into a game. We put the word out as it were. But really all you have to do is show up at random. You join the chaos, fight with us, and see how it feels.

If the madness calls to you and you don’t crumble under friendly fire or friendly insults - you’re in.
If not… well, no hard feelings. We’re not for everyone.

The Truth of It

Kanium isn’t a clique. It isn’t a cult. And it sure as Hel isn’t run by power-hungry mods with too much spare time.

We are:

  • Brothers and sisters in battle
  • Keepers of controlled (and occasionally uncontrolled) chaos
  • Devotees of absurd humour and sharp wit
  • Tactical enough to win, unhinged enough to enjoy it

If that sounds like home, then welcome to the fire. Grab a seat. Share a drink. Ready your weapon.